The story of an Ant & a Grasshopper

Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.





New Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter..

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.

CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.


Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,

....AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!


N.B.: I have no idea whose creative mind this has come out from, but this piece is awesome.

NEW INDIAN BANDITS .....SHIV SENA MNS

After every day reading news i always ask question what hell is this. marathis are really like this. there mother teaching them like this. we have great person come from this region but what this family doing in mumbai. i don't know which people supporting them and why ?
shiv sena leader bal thackeray who started is career as cartoonist in daily news paper mumbai in 1950. he and his follower taking heat on India's commercial capital say as mumbai for marathi only and latest controversy over sharukh starrier movie " my name is khan" ... with shiv sena some controversial thing done by them which really Shem full for as marathi to hear this
some of this are
On March 6, 2008, Bal Thackeray issued an editorial titled Ek Bihari, Sau Bimari (One Bihari, Hundred maladies) in Saamna, Shiv Sena's political mouthpiece, saying Biharis were "an unwanted lot" in the Maharashtra. In what was termed as an apparent bid to recapture his party's Marathi sons of soil plank, which was being hijacked by the MNS leader Raj Thackeray, Bal Thackeray wrote about Biharis,

"They [Biharis] are not wanted in southern India, Assam and also Punjab and Chandigarh. The Biharis have antagonised local population wherever they had settled. The UP-Bihari MPs have shown their ingratitude towards Mumbai and Maharashtra with an anti-Marathi tirade in Parliament."
In 2002, Thackeray issued a call to form Hindu suicide squads to counter alleged Muslim violence:

If such suicide squads are formed only then can we take on perpetrators of mindless violence.

In reaction to Thackeray’s call, Maharashtra government registered a case against him for inciting enmity between different groups.

Thackeray’s rhetoric:

"to take the Muslims head on". "Trouble-making Muslims should be wiped out from the country... kick out the four crore [40 million] Bangladeshi Muslims and then the country will be secure," the Shiv Sena leader said. Urging Hindus to start calling India "Hindu rashtra" (Hindu nation), he maintained that only "our religion [Hinduism] is to be honored here" and then "we will look after other religions"



In this series of interview bal thackerey said that at the stating of his party he sat ideology which is to do 80% social work and 20% politics but today all of wee know that what he and his party doing ...

Beaning as marathi i don't thing so my culture couldn't teach any one to be an separatist ideology or parochialism. all of we have particular mother language as india has its reach cultural diversity after reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_India ......... on Wikipedia all of we feel proud to being an india ....all of we are different with culture but at nation concern we are first indian then all things comes later .

As hindu religious first and foremost thing we know is " atithi devo bhavo " as same line other players like MNS lead by raj thackerey,vishwa hindu parishad lead by ashok shinghal, pravin togadiya, bajarang dal are all new indias bandits which are most thereat for indias integrity in this days. In recent i read some article from VHP main magazine which some statement are rally pathetic like " libhrahman rebort to kacharke dabeme fekne barabar" by ashok singhal.."ram mandir bananeke liye 5000 hindu senik yatra nikalege "... all this things after all screwing indies states as " social democratic - republican of india "

I think only one thing can teach all of them which is JUNTA. just cruse out in all manner by voting against this kind of bandits and also hoping that BJP broke there relation with SHIV SENA which can make sense rather just giving statement against them.

at the end as say them " eshwar tyan bedokan la akal deve "

10 BEST PJS ...... ENJOY IT ....:)

Here I try to aggregate some of the best jokes I have heard. Please bear in mind none of these jokes are original.


1. A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait
for his food.
While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter,
and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is
that silk? Very NICE choice!"

Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone
nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more
peanuts into his mouth.

Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they
Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"

He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously
around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the
stool.

A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the
voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very
nice!"

He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these
voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up
with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"

"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."

"The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.

"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."

2. A old couple who have lived a married life for over 50 years always went by one motto:- "Share everything and consider each other equal".
On their 50th marriage anniversary, they decide to go to a nearby hotel for dinner.
There they order food but as usual with only one plate; as they have been doing all their married life. But strangely, while the husband starts eating the wife doesn't eat anything. After 10 mins, the manager goes and asks politely "Ma'm, why aren't you eating? You always share everything"
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She replies "I'm waiting for the teeth!!!!"

3. Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?

A: Photos-in-the-sis

4. bruce lee was a great man... a really great man...
but once his married sister gave birth to a kid, he became an ordinary man....




















coz now he had become mamu lee....

5. how do CAT aspirants sing a song after a paper which had lots and lots of geometry???






apun bola
wo parabola
wo boli
mein hyperbola
apun jab bhi circle bolta hai
usko ellipse kay koo lagta hai yaar?

ye uska plane hoinga.... man mein uske ek sphere hoinga!!!

6. once santa and banta were feeling happy...
happy got disgusted and left

7. 2 sardar bank lootne gaye par bandook le jaana bhul gaye phir bhi bank loot liya. Kaise???

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Bank manager bhi sardar hi tha. Usne bola "Oye, Koi gal nahi. Gun kal dikha dena!!"

8. Santa: People consider me as a GOD.

Banta: How do you know??

Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say "Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya"

9. James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.
Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib

bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave

Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??

Bond : Dhai another day!!!

10. Teacher:Name 5 ferocious animals.

Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers

After Watching 3 idiots

At the night of 2:30 am .very chill cold atmosphere out side my library on that time my friend given me movie 3idiots in my pen drive . firstly i think that i see this movie in 2 to 3 part but after i started the movie.first thing is that it started with r.madhvan(farhan) in flight then it goes on ....
after that 15 min i went home but anxiety to watch full movie is on ... so at 2:30am i started to see complete movie up to 5:00 am ...it include entertainment , learning and some emotional moment...... here are some moment i memorized...

farhan " bachapan se suna tha life is race fase nahi bhago ge to cuchal diye javoge ... sala peda hone ke liye bhi 300mn sperm se race lagani padati he "
" 5:15 min ko peda hova or 5: 16 min ko papa bole mera beta engineer bane ga "
really of indian student
funny thing " jaha pana tusi great ho tofa kabul karo "
then entry of hero " renchho "
he describe real thing that " excellence "
turn of " virus " - viru shahastrabudhi " remember harshal ICE 4 lakh application ati he usmese sirf 200 select hote he " similar to iim a
after that when renchho in the class he described real thing....... i thing every person who related with education system most see it ...work that all given to student it create tremendous pressure on student. so they can't think out off box ...
then chaturvedi( silencer ) like character always there . who can't understand but they only do rata marna ..after that we can see the great example of friendship unbreakable relationship b/w 3 idiots ..
in that home condition of student very bed but there family sacrifice many thing to teach there child and put on him lots of pressure .. this talent when went to branded college then there talent compliantly rubbish...they just concentrate on how to get mark .. that was how thing going on in education ...



amir khan ......special kudos to him .. special his style to give mesg to all of us .... " excellence ke picche bhago ...kamiya bi to apne ap ayegi " his enjoyment in all moment .. that admire all the spectator ...so say " all is well " nahi nahi " aal is well " ... then after how that person who not read but understand is always perform well means if u have interested in something then go for it.... special humor part is chamatkar replaced by balatkar .... and dhan replaced by sthan ...( really i laughed for at list 5 min and whenever i remember )

turn of sunsu wagadu original name of rancho .... then after respect for renchho increases that one man just went to college to get knowledge not for degree ... then how one scientist always teach and nurture future scientist ..

summery
how your interested topic or thing can change your life
if u choose your own path what u dream it then u always achieve it
be honest what u do ... tell other honest after all out come come always true
fear which always hurt u to achieve u something and u always under perform

so in the end say " aal is well "